You know those weird dreams you have after you go back to sleep in the morning? I had one today. I was, for some reason, having dinner with Yo-Yo Ma and his wife and daughter. I have no idea if he even has a wife and daughter, but that's who they were. And there was, for some reason, a military guy like the military school dude from Bill and Ted. And a transfer student teacher/nanny or something. I'm not quite sure why she was there. I don't remember what any of the talk was about, the only thing I remember was my nose was incredibly stuffed up, but I couldn't do anything about it because dude, I was at dinner with a world famous cellist. So that was a little awkward.

There was another dream before that that involved, I think, zombies, and musical numbers, and cowboys, and this dilapidated roadside attraction, but most of that's a gone, gone, like the spiderweb of dreams it came from.

My dreams are starting to become recursive. I had a dream where something I wrote on LJ for some reason became mass-copied and posted all over like on Usenet and stuff, sometimes without my name, sometimes with key words replaced, like most memes. I don't remember what, though. Then I woke up and could remember that and was half-convinced it was something I'd actually written, but I couldn't remember what it was that was so brilliant then either. Though in my dream I remember reading it. So then after I woke up I ended up going back to my high school in Pennsylvania, that I haven't seen in more than a decade, and was in the library and had to stop an earthquake, because that was just a dream too. Then I woke up for reals. But I had a dream in a dream. I wonder if I had a dream in that dream in a dream and couldn't remember it?

Seriously, what the hell, brain? At least next time tell me what the totally awesome thing I wrote was, so I can actually write it, 'k?

...how much of people having dreams where they're naked at school, or forget to wear pants to work or whatever are a result of subconscious anxieties, and how much is a result of a lot of people sleeping without actual pants, or sleeping naked, and the body picking up on that in your dream. Like, you wake up just enough to realize you're not wearing pants, but not enough to realize it's a dream.

I had a dream about a Pink Floyd concert. With Jim Carrey guest singing. While they displayed a big video of like, rabbits and stuff, with the words underneath. They weren't the original words, but I don't remember what they were. Kinda wish I did. Jim Carrey was singing a pretty high falsetto, too.